Gongers
Gongers is a word that's used to refer to a woman's breasts. It's usually used when trying to hit on a woman
Guy 1: "Hey girl, can you show me your gongers?"
gonger
Generally used by hockey players, can be used to describe a person,place, thing, action or an occurance. Can be used in both positive and negative ways.
Stems from the saying "gong show"
Stems from the saying "gong show"
A) Person- " Fuck did you see the way Jimmy played today?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."
B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."
C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"
D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"
E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"
"yeah he looked like some kind of shithead gonger."
B) Place- "Hey is that new bar any good?"
"Naww its a fuckin gonger."
C) Thing- " Damn straight Amy sucked my Gonger last night"
D) Occurance- " Shit that party last night was a gonger!"
E) Action- " Yo man you want to come gonging with us tonight?"
Gonger
Strictly a hockey term used to describe a situation that was or could become out of control involving lots of dirty sluts and a lot of booze. This term is unknown to civilians outside the dressing room and is a word used with pride and class by some of the dirtiest hockey men alive. Strictly a class word.
"Fuck boys me and Stewy wheeled two broads last night and Stewy pissed on my broad while she was fingering Amy's asshole, it was a fucking Gonger and a half."
gonger
A rather large lip of long cut dip, preferably encompassing the entire bottom lip. These are primarily shared by friends but may be enjoyed by oneself in the comfort of one's home.
Joe: Hey Liam, what time is it?
Liam: It's about gonger o'clock maybe even half past a gonger. Can I bum a gongski?
Eric: Normally I have a vaginapiece and throw in pouches, but I'll throw in a gonger tonight, what the hey
Liam: It's about gonger o'clock maybe even half past a gonger. Can I bum a gongski?
Eric: Normally I have a vaginapiece and throw in pouches, but I'll throw in a gonger tonight, what the hey
Gongeritis
Another way to use the word Gong or gonger. Pertains to someone having the symptoms of a gong or gong syndrome.
Can be positive or negative, depending on your tone.
If someone is a gong, then they have gongeritis. An event or action is not "gongeritis."
Can be positive or negative, depending on your tone.
If someone is a gong, then they have gongeritis. An event or action is not "gongeritis."
Kyle has a serious case of gongeritis.
Just can't shake that gongeritis eh?
Just can't shake that gongeritis eh?
Gonger
A very long, green and sticky gob of mucus, the kind that can do cartwheels through the air.
Uhhhh, he has big gonger on the back of his blazer.
gonger
One of the worlds most useless, waste of space, human beings ever encountered. Brings absolutely nothing to a conversation. Often seen staring inappropriatly and obviously at womens chests and asses. Said to have the game of an emaciated Haitian and the driving skills of Helen Keller.
Yo, did you guys see gonger last night wrapped around that telephone pole?
Gonger surprising went home alone after doing "She Bangs" at the karaoke bar.
Where did all the pepper pizza go??? Oh shit I forgot Gonger was even here he hasnt said a word tonight that pizza eating asshole.
Gonger surprising went home alone after doing "She Bangs" at the karaoke bar.
Where did all the pepper pizza go??? Oh shit I forgot Gonger was even here he hasnt said a word tonight that pizza eating asshole.