angloboo
a non-white person who fetishizes white people, white culture, white society (groups predominantly comprised of white people) and furthermore associates it with superiority or supremacy, especially in class and status. They aspire to it and to become absorbed and accepted into it, despite the exclusive nature of race by logical default. A category error of culturally celebrated white supremacy, encouraged as "moving up" in the world by larping as white. A common example of the fetish obsession is tied to white fever, especially in non-white women. A token white boyfriend is considered proof of having "made it" compared to their roots, along with a white best friend to play side-kick to, a BFF who is preferably gay. Angloboos impose self-erasure and effacement, oppressing themselves and their native cultures for imagined social approval.
A reverse weeaboo or weeb, although it may be done by any non-white grouping in a misguided attempt to self-improve, like the oreo denying his own heritage as if it's incompatible with good manners.
A reverse weeaboo or weeb, although it may be done by any non-white grouping in a misguided attempt to self-improve, like the oreo denying his own heritage as if it's incompatible with good manners.
Soo Li is being a total angloboo still, she says she's thinking about adopting a corgi and won't stop wearing tweed even during this tropical heatwave!
Why is Ting Tong dressing like Princess Diana? I didn't know she was an angloboo. Wow, I've really lost a lot of respect for her, that hat doesn't wanna stay on. It reminds me of Gary's top hat phase.
Lin Chan is trying to say how British he is because he studied abroad and likes tea. You're Chinese, it's from here. Why be an angloboo about it? Total cringe.
Travyon keeps humblebragging to me about French cheeses like his fave isn't secretly Velveeta. Who is this angloboo trying to fool?
Noah thinks he can pull off an Italian suit in the dead winter of Canada - angloboo, no. You'll die.
Sasha hates the jokes about pearl necklaces but the damn angloboo trying to look like the Queen of England so.
Why is Ting Tong dressing like Princess Diana? I didn't know she was an angloboo. Wow, I've really lost a lot of respect for her, that hat doesn't wanna stay on. It reminds me of Gary's top hat phase.
Lin Chan is trying to say how British he is because he studied abroad and likes tea. You're Chinese, it's from here. Why be an angloboo about it? Total cringe.
Travyon keeps humblebragging to me about French cheeses like his fave isn't secretly Velveeta. Who is this angloboo trying to fool?
Noah thinks he can pull off an Italian suit in the dead winter of Canada - angloboo, no. You'll die.
Sasha hates the jokes about pearl necklaces but the damn angloboo trying to look like the Queen of England so.
Angloboo
Someone who is obsessed or patriotic about Britain (United Kingdom) to the point it becomes annoying and unbearable to anyone else (but not all British people are like that as the writer doesn’t condone hate or racism). See anglophile or Teaboo
Characteristics of Angloboos
Denies British colonial atrocities.
Is a huge edgelord to Irish, French, Scottish, Welsh, Catholics and Americans.
Obsessed with tea (not everyone who likes tea is a angloboo since one is a liking a drink and one is mental sickness).
Will make fun of American tragedies (eg: shootings, terror attacks, natural disasters, and ect).
Gets pissed off if you bring up the IRA, British colonial atrocities, and knife crime or if you say Northern Ireland belongs to Ireland.
Obsessive over British characters in media such as James Bond or Tracer from Overwatch (most people who like these characters are fine as long as it’s not a obsession).
Sometimes are huge football hooligans
Has America living in their head rent free.
Chronically online wanting to start some argument.
Obsessed over British culture and history (most people who are into that aren’t like that)
Will pull out random insults and stats out of their asses.
And are mostly keyboard warriors.
Characteristics of Angloboos
Denies British colonial atrocities.
Is a huge edgelord to Irish, French, Scottish, Welsh, Catholics and Americans.
Obsessed with tea (not everyone who likes tea is a angloboo since one is a liking a drink and one is mental sickness).
Will make fun of American tragedies (eg: shootings, terror attacks, natural disasters, and ect).
Gets pissed off if you bring up the IRA, British colonial atrocities, and knife crime or if you say Northern Ireland belongs to Ireland.
Obsessive over British characters in media such as James Bond or Tracer from Overwatch (most people who like these characters are fine as long as it’s not a obsession).
Sometimes are huge football hooligans
Has America living in their head rent free.
Chronically online wanting to start some argument.
Obsessed over British culture and history (most people who are into that aren’t like that)
Will pull out random insults and stats out of their asses.
And are mostly keyboard warriors.
Some random Angloboo online: At least my school isn’t a shooting range.
Some random American user online: hey dude it’s ironic knowing that most of y’all get bombed by the Irish and also look up Dunblane or Hungerford.
Some random Irish dude online: hey mate remember what you did to the many Boers, Indians and Irish people you thieving cunt.
A normal British guy: hey guys I know what’s going on but seriously my people don’t clam this prick and he’s probably just an attention seeking troll so just ignore him.
Some random American user online: hey dude it’s ironic knowing that most of y’all get bombed by the Irish and also look up Dunblane or Hungerford.
Some random Irish dude online: hey mate remember what you did to the many Boers, Indians and Irish people you thieving cunt.
A normal British guy: hey guys I know what’s going on but seriously my people don’t clam this prick and he’s probably just an attention seeking troll so just ignore him.