Anglo-slaxen
A caucasian member of a modern western community between the ages of fourteen through thirty-nine who is notable for his or her exceptional levels of laziness and cynicism. The sense of humor of the anglo-slaxen consists almost exclusively of sarcastic remarks; their diet consists primarily of fast- and snack-foods. They can most often be found lying on a couch, lip-syncing to their favorite television shows and movies.
That one guy who was in classes the first week of the semester and then never showed up again until the final is such an anglo-slaxen.
That girl I work with is a total anglo-slaxen.
That girl I work with is a total anglo-slaxen.