Goobering
The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.
Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!
Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?
Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!
Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?
Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!
Goobering
Refers to the action of mixing the meat of grapes, berries, etc with peanuts. An American snack.
Head Chef: "Hey man. People at the game want some peanuts in jam. Get goobering or you're fired."
Cook: "Gotcha, I love cooking my man."
Cook: "Gotcha, I love cooking my man."
Goobering
The art of shagging your best mates MILF.
Man 1: Aw mate i was Goobering last night.
Man 2: oh. Whos mum.
Man 1: Yours...
Man 2: oh. Whos mum.
Man 1: Yours...
gooberment
Useless Government
political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
Goober
To be a silly goose.
You are such a goober.
goober
someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them
Jaxson, you’re such a goober.
Goober
noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.