Goobug
A Goobug is a lean, fast and stealthlike creature who is full of imagination, piss, and vinegar, and who if left alone too long will become completely nocturnal and live off of flaming hot Cheetos and water.
Shiznit! I woke up to a mess downstairs and small orange handprints all over the wall, I think a Goobug snuck into our house again!