Gooch Features
to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.
Man, that boy has gooch features!
Shut the fuck up, gooch features.
Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.
Shut the fuck up, gooch features.
Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.