gooch gunk
A solid bodily waste that forms deep inside the gooch with a foul stench
Frank: Yo, what's this dark brown foul smelling substance?
Joe: Get the fuck away from me dude! You have gooch gunk you disgusting ape!
Joe: Get the fuck away from me dude! You have gooch gunk you disgusting ape!
Gooch Gunk
A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.
Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.