goochin
the act of wiping one's hand between his rectum and gonads after a workout and wiping your scrotal sweat on anothers face.
Ah dude, he went goochin after lifting the other day and got her in the face with his slimy hand.
Goochin
Hey cuz step to me get naked goochin
Nigga 1:Sup fud chops we goochin
Nigga 2: wha's going on wagwan
Nigga 2: wha's going on wagwan
Goochinator
Someone who has a piercing on their guiche.
Damn that guy had 6 piercings down there, whatta goochinator!!
Goochin' it
To smuggle contraband by taping items onto your gooch.
Me: how are you getting that molly into the show tonight
Friend: I am Goochin' it.
Friend: I am Goochin' it.
Goochin it
The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.
Dude, you got this?
Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.
Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.
Goochin'
To fart with your buddies in sequential order to create a harmonic melody
We goochin' tonight?
Smoochin la goochin
It’s where you ship ppl but they don’t like each other that way
you see althea and felix over there they are smoochin la goochin