Goochy Goochy Hole
Either the Ass, Vajay jay or simply inbetweeen depending on your preference, mood, career and sexual motivation.
Oh my gawww, there was like, this one time? In band camp? Where Mr Klianthus stuck his Trombone so far up my puss puss, and then my Goochy Goochy hole, that I friggin came bucket loads and shaaaaa. Just like thaaaaa.