good gord
When you are overcome by absolute shock and attempt to express it thus with the unintentional fusing of two phrases, "Good Lord!" and "Good God!" and out comes "Good Gord!"
A friend of mine had been playing a rather dull game when all of this sudden he was completely obliterated from the side by a mass of enemies and the first thing out of his mouth was a stuttering of words and then out with "GOOD GORD!...what the HELL did I just say?!?"