Goodland Florida
Goodland is a small drinking village with a fishing problem. It is located in the depths of the Florida Everglades. Marco Island is located a bout a mile away, and Marco residents go to Goodland to get hammered at Stan's Bar or to buy meth.
"Hey I'm running out of meth and need to replace my MAGA hat! What do I do?"
"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"
"Have no fear lets just go to Goodland Florida!"