Good-Morgasm

The act of obtaining an orgasm within an hour of waking for the day, usually from buenos dias sex (morning sex). Occasionally accompanied by a hearty breakfast in bed, but only if your partner also obtains a good-morgasm or five. Odds of breakfast in bed increase exponentially per good-morgasm.

1. It didn't take long for Erica to make me pancakes with sausages after I gave her a good-morgasm with MY sausage.

2. "Dude, why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Well, I hooked up with a cute chick last night..."
"NICE! Props bro!"
"...And when we woke up we traded good-morgasms!"
"..Teach me!!!"

俚语	good-morgasm
释义	Good-Morgasm The act of obtaining an orgasm within an hour of waking for the day, usually from buenos dias sex (morning sex). Occasionally accompanied by a hearty breakfast in bed, but only if your partner also obtains a good-morgasm or five. Odds of breakfast in bed increase exponentially per good-morgasm. 1. It didn't take long for Erica to make me pancakes with sausages after I gave her a good-morgasm with MY sausage. 2. "Dude, why are you in such a good mood today?" "Well, I hooked up with a cute chick last night..." "NICE! Props bro!" "...And when we woke up we traded good-morgasms!" "..Teach me!!!"
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