Good Ship Venus

Perhaps the worst ship to ever sail the ocean.

Its figurehead was a whore in bed, and its mast was the Captain's penis.

It is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:

Aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
and the mast was the captains penis.

The Sex Pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it Friggin' in the Riggin'