Angry Beverage man
A man who works at a college, ex: University of Hartford, he usually stocks the cups my the drink machines and stares at the girls asses as the pass, also someone who makes sure that you use the appropriate bowl for ice cream, usually abbreviated as ABM
The Angry Beverage Man just looked at my girlfriends’ ass then he took my cup when I wanted to get ice cream and told me I need to get a bowl.