goofy
A goofy is a silly ass mothafucker who kinda wacky but they chill
“You a fuckin goofy bro”
goofy
Drug dealer slang for an ignorant customer. They are uneducated on quality, what the correct amount should look like, prices, etc., and are easily tricked into agreeing to whatever the dealer tells them. A goofy that keeps coming back for more is a dealer's wet dream.
"Bruh that last guy I sold to was a straight up goofy, dude just spent $40 on half a G of mids!"
goofy
A skateboarding stance, where you stand with your right foot at the front and put with you left foot and set it on the back of the board.
Eric Koston skates goofy.
goofy
a goof ball, a doofus, a foolish person
he's goofy to the max. Goofius Maximus.
goofy
Masturbating with your non-dominant hand.
That crazy mofo polishes goofy style.
goofy
being under the influence of marijuana.
damn, i'm gettin pretty goofy off this chronic.
goofy
sugar on your porridge
I like goofy on my porridge