goofycrackle
A term used to define someone with Helen Keller-esque qualities; used mainly by old women and/or drug addicts.
Matt: Hey Cheyenne, go watch the video I posted!
Cheyenne: I don't see it.
Matt: Scroll down, ya goofycrackle.
Cheyenne: I don't see it.
Matt: Scroll down, ya goofycrackle.