Goo-Gimp
the lack of a shower and cleaning up "down there" causes hairs from the 70's afro-bush to clump together, thus impeeding the movement of one's inner thighs. Therefore, causing a slight misdirection of balance which in turn creates a sort of limp
Check out the Goo-Gimp on Marie. She must have got some last night and is still smuggling the man chowder in her nappy dugout.