Google addict
A person who is addicted to all of Google's products and services. They also have a knack for finding anything on the Internet using google.
"I wish there was someone to help me cure my Google addiction..."
-Addict
"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis
"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict
"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."
-Doctor
-Addict
"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis
"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict
"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."
-Doctor