Google Chromed
The act of a computer program taking too much system resources, therefore making the computer lag or even crash.
NOTE: The example below features a program, its size is 25GB.
Guy 1: Dude, I have just made my first computer game in Java!
Guy 2: Do you know that Java takes a lot of memory to run it? Your computer is gonna lit up in fire!
Guy 1: Nah dude, my PC is water cooled, no problem running it.
*5 hours later*
Guy 1: WTF, the program crashed over 4 times trying to run it!
Guy 2: Dude, you have been Google Chromed!
Guy 1: Oh, is that the GC browser, a browser that spies 24/7 and takes entire memory to start up?
Guy 2: Yes, it is.
Guy 1: Ok. Next time I will use Python, much easier to code and less memory consuming.
Guy 1: Dude, I have just made my first computer game in Java!
Guy 2: Do you know that Java takes a lot of memory to run it? Your computer is gonna lit up in fire!
Guy 1: Nah dude, my PC is water cooled, no problem running it.
*5 hours later*
Guy 1: WTF, the program crashed over 4 times trying to run it!
Guy 2: Dude, you have been Google Chromed!
Guy 1: Oh, is that the GC browser, a browser that spies 24/7 and takes entire memory to start up?
Guy 2: Yes, it is.
Guy 1: Ok. Next time I will use Python, much easier to code and less memory consuming.
Google Chrome
A somewhat new web browser simply designed for the purpose of watching porn in the fastest, most efficient way possible.
Boy 1: I can't believe you still masturbate with Firefox, you need to get a new browser.
Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.
Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.
Google Chrome
An overrated web browser that everyone uses for some reason. Its slow, it spies on you and its really heavy on RAM.
Everyone should switch to Firefox, a faster browser that doesn't track your every move.
Everyone should switch to Firefox, a faster browser that doesn't track your every move.
Guy 1 (Average Joe): Ugh why is Google Chrome taking so long to load
Guy 2: Why don't you switch to Firefox? Its faster
Guy 1: Because I can't use Google services then
Guy 2: What makes you think they don't work in Firefox?
Guy 1: Okay then I'll download it right now
Guy 2: Why don't you switch to Firefox? Its faster
Guy 1: Because I can't use Google services then
Guy 2: What makes you think they don't work in Firefox?
Guy 1: Okay then I'll download it right now
Google Chrome
the search engine that tracks you 24/7
Google Chrome is so bad; it tracks me 24/7.
Google chrome
Google chrome is the browser you go to when you are too retarded to find another browser.
The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit
The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit
Matt: Hey I found this cool browser called brave
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.
Google Chrome
The latest attempt by Google to monopolize the internets. Merging Internet Explorer, Mozilla and Safari, it will only be surpassed if Google makes an Operating system or phone.
Google chrome eats IE7 for breakfast, Firefox for lunch and Safari for dinner.
Google Chrome
A really fast and cool browser that beats Firefox on my 8 year old laptop. My most favourite feature is that I could type in the name of a site in the address bar (a site that I've never visited) and a list would pop down with the site's URL in there. Also the UI takes up very little space.
Go check out Google Chrome