Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

Doctor Google

Someone who is not a medical professional and uses the Internet to self diagnose a disease, medical condition, or other illness often with extreme inaccuracy.

Doctor Google, in Exam room 4, said according to the internet he has a tumor in his head as big as a basketball.

俚语	google doctorate
释义	Google doctorate knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that? Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate. Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED? Bob: LEDs. Joe: How do you know that? Bob: Google doctorate! Doctor Google Someone who is not a medical professional and uses the Internet to self diagnose a disease, medical condition, or other illness often with extreme inaccuracy. Doctor Google, in Exam room 4, said according to the internet he has a tumor in his head as big as a basketball.
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