Google-Earth Boner

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.

Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."

俚语	google-earth boner
释义	Google-Earth Boner An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day. Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!" Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!" Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!" Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."
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