Google Life
Noun: The process of googling one's name to constuct a timeline of one's life from the search results.
"Damn dude, my google life sucks compared to yours! I can't belive that you were a Pokemon champion at 10, a porn star/college baseball star at 18, a Military hero at 25, a welfare scam artist at 30, and you died in Honolulu at age 53."