Googler's Remorse
When, after googling something, you come up with offensive and/or vulgar results that are irrelevant to what you wanted to find in the first place.
"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."
"I'd be scarred for life."
"I'd be scarred for life."