Googlesturbation
The act of googling oneself. Transcending just the google search engine, even using another search engine and searching for yourself is considered googlesturbation.
I had a rough googlesturbation session this morning- I tried to google myself three times and couldn't find anything positive.
My friend is an obsessive googlesturbator; he'll try to search for himself at least ten times per week.
My friend is an obsessive googlesturbator; he'll try to search for himself at least ten times per week.