Goo-Gone
Something they need to make to clean keyboards after men explode their man-goo all over it by accident.
Ethan used his goo-gone on his keyboard after he squirted his man-goo without being a reasonable distance away.
Goo Gone
A product that actually EXISTS. Not just for removing semen from keyboards as LHSraiders mentioned back in 2010.
I accidentally spilled a puddle of candle wax all over my desk, so I sprayed some Goo Gone on it, and it came off easily.