Goomp
A person that says random stupid things, that he/she even knows it's random and dumb. They usually have a vulgar odor and aren't cultured. The term "Goomp!" is usually used right after they say the stupid random thing.
"Hey guys, wanna come on my boat?" - goomp
"Okay sure"
"There's gonan be chix there, and we can fuck them" - goomp
"Goomp"
"hey what are we doin for ur birthday?"
"my dad said we can go to a strip club and maybe drink alcohol." - goomp
"no he didnt"
"I know" - goomp
"GOOMP!"
"Okay sure"
"There's gonan be chix there, and we can fuck them" - goomp
"Goomp"
"hey what are we doin for ur birthday?"
"my dad said we can go to a strip club and maybe drink alcohol." - goomp
"no he didnt"
"I know" - goomp
"GOOMP!"
Goomp
that really good succ; extremely good head or blowjob
Bro, I saw the video of Jaycob and Sierra, she totally goomped him!
Dude, tonight she’s gonna give me that good goomp.
Dude, tonight she’s gonna give me that good goomp.
Goomp
GOOMP, OMG! Goomp is that big back walking pile of goo. Mostly goomps are very inactive but like to downtalk others.
A goomp is that trash talking, nasty mouth chick or dude that's enormously large and slow moving.
A slothy sluggish individual. A slouchy, lazy, gluttonous person.
An extremely unmotivated person. Proud with low self-esteem.
Goomps always have their mouths open talking mess but nothing good ever comes out.
A bleach body bottomed person or a bad body chick.
Goomps are tacky and ill dressed for no reason.
A goomp is that trash talking, nasty mouth chick or dude that's enormously large and slow moving.
A slothy sluggish individual. A slouchy, lazy, gluttonous person.
An extremely unmotivated person. Proud with low self-esteem.
Goomps always have their mouths open talking mess but nothing good ever comes out.
A bleach body bottomed person or a bad body chick.
Goomps are tacky and ill dressed for no reason.
She is always talking about how many chicks she has, with her goomp self.
No im not a goomp, and im not trying to loose weight, im just big boned.
Pootie is such a goomp, everyone else is working out, while she sits there eating a cake, 2 foot long subs, a 2 liter, and milk duds.
Thats why he dont have any chicks because he goomp ass wont groom and dress himself.
No im not a goomp, and im not trying to loose weight, im just big boned.
Pootie is such a goomp, everyone else is working out, while she sits there eating a cake, 2 foot long subs, a 2 liter, and milk duds.
Thats why he dont have any chicks because he goomp ass wont groom and dress himself.
goomped
"GOOMPED" is a word used to describe words like "devoured" or "abolished". Usually reffering to eating.
D@MN boy, you goomped that sh!t.
or
Yo hungry @$$ goomped them grapes
or
Yo hungry @$$ goomped them grapes
goomp
Slang term for the act of male ejaculation, or for the semen itself.
1. Those calves are so sexy I could just goomp all over them.
2. I need to find a car wash that can clean the goomp stains off the back seat of my car.
2. I need to find a car wash that can clean the goomp stains off the back seat of my car.
goomp
-a pile feces
-poop
-poop
-i left a goomp in the toilet today
-u goomp!
-u goomp!
Dardy Goomp
A dardy goomp is someone who is f ̧̡̧̡̛̼̗̦̥̼̰̥̠͇̘̠͖̞͎̞̙͚̙̣͕͚̤͓̖̬̯͖͉̺̻̾̿̍̐̓͐̄͑͌̽́̈̑͒̾̃͛͗̒̉̿̓̄̓̔̚͘͝͝͠͠ͅą̶̨̨̢̛͙̲̙͙̬̹̟͈̼͓͍̲̙̠͔͓̠͍̦͚̘̳̦̆͒̈́̃̌͑͌̀̀̇́̀̉̍͆̿̽̕̕͜͜ͅf ̛̻̫͈̼̝̥̞̤̠̩̜̟̝͕͉̜͎̰̰̫̺̇̊̽̊̅̀̿̒̀̄̑̾͛̈͑̎́̾̕͜͠͠ ̴̨̢͙̳͈̯̺͈̦͙̠͓̹̘̤͔̭̰̞̼͈͙͇͉̣͔̤̮͇̳̪̭̝̗̰̥̠̻͇̳̱̩̘̜̪̟͗̊̌̾̆̎͊͆͂̂́̀̔̇̾͑͒̃̏̌͗̉͒̃̔͛̐̀̍͊̅͛̊̑͛̈̀̚͘͘̚̕͜͜͜͠g̵̡̡͎̳̩̪͚͍͎̪͖̤̜̖̟̦͉̠̬̼̰̭̼̬̤͈̯̤̱̣̱̪̽̉͑̍́̏̌̅̎̆̒̔͘͘̚ͅͅd̴̡̧͔͖̭͖̭̥̤̥͙͓̞̜̺̩̝̭̻̪͚͛́̆͒̀͒̒̀̄̓̎̔̋̓̇̌̈́͗̋̍̇̌͊̕̚̕͜͝͝g ̡̢̛̛̼̝̹̮̘̞͚̹̹͖͇͍̫̼̪͎̒̌̇̀̊̀̿̈́̏̊̋͐̽̔̑̈́́͆͌̐͑̈́͛̍͐̓́̽̏̽́̄̈́̃͊̿͘̕͘͘̚̚̚̕͝͝ͅf̵̢̢͖̜̪͎̣̻̘̩̙̤̠͚̖̣̫̠̻̌͗͒̈́͛̅͒̽̉͗̃̆̃̈̀̄̅̓̌̍̑̉̈́̆̽͗̿̉̅́̑̂͛̃̌̇̑̐̎̅́͒͆͗̚̚͘͘͜͝g̶̡͙͇̱̝̬̻̤̞̗͉̣̙̤̝̮̘̪͓͉̭͈̩͛͌̈́̍̓̿̎͗̄̎̍̽͋̾̑̀́͗̃́̅̾̓̍̈́͂̎̆̓̎̿͛̚̚͘̕͜͝
Lucia is a dardy goomp