Goondicker
noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.
i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.
i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.
Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.
Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.
Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.
goondick
Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.
So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.
Goondick
A deep thinker that sometimes is misunderstood for brainstorming outloud or bring dramatic effect to the situation, sometime not politically correct. Fearless with speech sometime making fun of themselves to prove a point.
Q:How we gonna get down from the 2nd floor of the new building?
A:We should put in firemens pole.
A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!
A:We should put in firemens pole.
A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!