Gooner
One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.
I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...
Gooner
A man who watches porn (typically gay) all day long and strokes his for hours while edging nonstop and becomes retarded in the process. The only thing that matters to him is his dick and nothing else.
Person 1: I love watching gay porn. I can’t get enough of it!
Person 2: Bro you are such a gooner
Person 2: Bro you are such a gooner
Gooner
A person connected in any way with north London outfit Arsenal. Many campaigns have been fought for the name to be changed to 'London French' due to the team's large Gallic contingent. Their main rivals in London are Tottenham and Chelsea, although many Gooners hate Man Utd with equal venom.
I hate those Gooner scum.
Gooner
A gooner is a massive fan of the YouTube video essay creator mainly know for his iceberg videos and his second channel to which he posts gaming videos to.
Person A: Did you see wendigoon's new video yet?
Person B: Of course I saw it man you know I'm a gooner
Person B: Of course I saw it man you know I'm a gooner
Gooner
Mostly famous for supporting the London club Arsenal Fc. Other known signs *hating spurs* *hating chelsea* *loving red* *know everything about arsenal* *either they're wengerin or wengerout*
Person 1: Do you think that person is a gooner?
Person 2: Well he wears red A LOT, screams we hate tottenham & coyg, holds a wengerout sign, no of course not why would you say that. *face palm*
Person 2: Well he wears red A LOT, screams we hate tottenham & coyg, holds a wengerout sign, no of course not why would you say that. *face palm*
Gooner
Someone who sniffs poppers excessively whilst masturbating
Ugh, Desmond is such a gooner
Gooner
North London Slang for sporting misfit, wearing cheap aftershave and talking in a bad french accent.
Poor lad must be a 'Gooner' or what!