Goonix
A singular turd, often of unusually large size. More than one turd is NOT a Goonix.
1: The toilet could not flush because of the GOONIX wedged in the bowl.
2: Dustin: I see you just walked the dog.
Chuck: How do you know?
Dustin: Cause it has a GOONIX hung in its ass fur.
2: Dustin: I see you just walked the dog.
Chuck: How do you know?
Dustin: Cause it has a GOONIX hung in its ass fur.