Goon Warrior
A person, drunk off their tits on goon, who proceeds to wear the the cardboard wine cask on his/her head like a helmet.
Person 1: 'Uggh...' *passes out*
Person 2: 'Man, you is a true goon warrior'.
Person 2: 'Man, you is a true goon warrior'.
goon warrior
one who consumes large amounts of goon. goon is the cheapest and strongest alcohol available to money tight teenagers.
see how much he had to drink. he's a goon warrior