mother goose story tellin ass bitch
A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
Goose Ass Bitch
someone who is, in fact, a goose ass bitch
(quinton is the ceo of goose ass bitch)
(quinton is the ceo of goose ass bitch)
me: omfg you’re such a goose ass bitch
quinton: damn ight
quinton: damn ight