goose-breading
The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.
John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?