Goose-Faced
When you are so DUC (Driving under the influence of caffeine) that you can't maintain a straight face. Often the person experiences intense bursts of energy and raging Freedom
"Why did you steal that Honda Ranger?"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"
Goose Face
The most offensive name you can come up with, with the least amount of effort involved. Not as offensive as sluzbucket, but still does the job. Can be used to offend people of all ages.
Svetlana - Wow, Cornelius you're a real...*slight pause* Goose Face!
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.