Angry Hamster
When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.
Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!
angry hamster
When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.
Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.
Angry hamster
The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.
That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.