Gooterize
To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.
"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"
"Gooterize him!"
Gooter
When her gut sticks out further than her hooters!
the group of trashy ladies came walking down the street in their tight shirts and low pants highlighting their Gooters!
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A gooter is a womans external genitalia
pussy, fanny, gee
gooters
When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.
Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?
Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos
Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos
Gooter
Abbreviation for a granny scooter. An old person's mobility scooter.
Look at that bitch fly on her gooter!
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A gooter is anything and everything you make it to be...
"Ew Rhonda, don't touch my gooter!"
gooter
Stands for gay scooter and is used to refer to 2 men riding on the same scooter...found very predominantly in South Florida.
If you go to South beach there is a gooter on every corner.