gopherface
Extremely large clitoris that causes a person who encounters it to unexpectedly make a face like a gopher. Name derived from the Lady GaGa scandal of 2009 in which she/he was accused of having either a penis or a very large clitoris. Gopherface rhymes with "Pokerface," a popular song in 2009.
When I pulled off Jane's panties, I began to cry when I discovered that she had a huge gopherface that put my cock to shame.