angry johnson
A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.
'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."
The Angry Johnson Thompson
When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"