Gordanism
A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”
“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”
gordan
a dirty garden hose
"do you have any hoses here?"
"all we have is that gordan."
"all we have is that gordan."
gordan
a nose goblin
"i think you've got a gordan in there."
*points.
*rubbage of nose
"thanks!"
*points.
*rubbage of nose
"thanks!"
Gordan
A generally sensible person who can become out of control when drunk.
Did you see how he turned into a GordAn when he finished that case of beer? He even started throwing empties at the bar people.
gordaned
To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.
"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."
Gordan
a fat ass who does not know how to controll himself around other women even if he is married
gordan is a hoe and is he pregnat
Gordan
A super cute, nice, kind, admirable girl. She has all the boys she wants but only picks the right one. Funny, and playful and should always be treated like a princess. A great friend to talk to and will always help you out with your problems.
Friend: Look how lucky Kevin is with his girl Gordan
Other Friend: Yeah, I wish I was as lucky as him
Other Friend: Yeah, I wish I was as lucky as him