Goretrait
When Abandon All Ships sings this song, guys find it so sexually erotic they ejaculate and impregnate every women within a 5 mile radius.
"Dude, I saw Abandon All Ships play Family Goretrait at Warped Tour 2011 and got 15,000 chicks pregnant."
"Damn dude that sucks, just take them over to where The Devil Wears Prada and not Abandon All Ships, playing the song Family Goretrait, and get a free abortion."
"Damn dude that sucks, just take them over to where The Devil Wears Prada and not Abandon All Ships, playing the song Family Goretrait, and get a free abortion."