gormet
n./adj. (ˈɡɔr-mɛt) A shortened version of the word "gourmet" used to refer to non-gourmet foods, such as overpriced hotdogs or deli cheese with ritz crackers sloppily arranged on a paper plate. May also be used interchangeably with the word "hotdog".
Bro, this gormet kool-aid I got from the Costco is legit!
Whoa, it's a chili-gormet! For only $8!
I went to my favorite restaurant the other day, and they had a gormet selection of <favorite food items here> for 20% off!
Whoa, it's a chili-gormet! For only $8!
I went to my favorite restaurant the other day, and they had a gormet selection of <favorite food items here> for 20% off!
Ghetto Gormet
Enhancing the most basic meals with a little zazz. For example, taking KD and saucing it up with some cajun spice, ground beef, and shredded swiss for a gormet KD.
Playa 1: "no way I'm eating raman, dude. That shit is nasty."
Playa 2: "Chill; I'm a ghetto gormet."
Playa 2: "Chill; I'm a ghetto gormet."