angry omelette
This is a ritual that starts in the morning. You start by jerking off and right before climaxing, you penetrate your lover in there anus while they are laying on their belly. After climaxing in their anus, you vigorously scramble the contents around for equal distribution. After thoroughly blending the contents, you flip the other person and smear everything on their belly with your penis.
Man, I just had a angry omelette this morning.