Gorting
The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.
Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh
Claire: *goooorrttttt*
Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?
Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*
Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................
Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off
Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
Claire: *goooorrttttt*
Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?
Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*
Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................
Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off
Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
Gort
Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort
Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.
Gort
Gort is a capybara that has several convicted murders and rape charges.
Gort is a goat.
gort
a cigarette; cig; squo;cancer stick; trog backwards
"Taylor is going to buy me gorts, wanna pack?"
gort
a cigarette
wanna go buy some gorts
Gort
Another name for God, is also coincidentally the name of a dude in the 1951 movie "The day the earth stood still" but that literally has nothing to do with it.
The term gort is used if you decide you would like to see God in the form of a Capybara rather than a wrinkly old man.
The term gort is used if you decide you would like to see God in the form of a Capybara rather than a wrinkly old man.
Me: "I love gort"
Christian: "What the fuck are you talking about you stupid shit"
Christian: "What the fuck are you talking about you stupid shit"
gort
1. noun – An overweight person’s large belly or gut. From Spanish gordo meaning “fat”.
2. verb – To eat excessively.
3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.
2. verb – To eat excessively.
3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.
1. “That dude has a ginormous gort!”
2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”
3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!
2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”
3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!