goshdamnit
Something you can say to lead people on that you're not cussing, when in reality you are (as they soon realize). You may also say it to sound ridiculous.
Me: -sitting at table quietly eating lunch-
Friend: -doing the same-
-silence-
Me: -suddenly looks at phone- WELL GOSHDAMNIT
Friend: -squirts milk from nose-
Friend: -doing the same-
-silence-
Me: -suddenly looks at phone- WELL GOSHDAMNIT
Friend: -squirts milk from nose-