angry pig

the act of wrapping bacon around your dick and having sex with your girlfriend; using bacon as a condom and forcing your girlfriend to eat it after cumming; fucking your girlfriend so hard she squeals like a pig in his own shit

When having sex, take X-lax before the activity, and then shit the liquid feces all over the bitch's body, rendering her like a piglet who rolled around in mud.

Optional: Jizz in her eye, thus making it a blind piglet.

have intercourse with a person so hard that they squeak like a guinea pig