Gouge my eyes out
An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel
For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT