grabassticator
one whose efforts and endeavors are chaotic, poorly thought through, and which usually culminate in abject, comical failure.
Referring to grabassticators responsible for Russia's failed transition to capitalism and democracy during the 1990's: "Well, we tried our best, but things turned out as usual." - Anatoliy Chubayev
grabasstic
Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.
John's presentation at the meeting was so grabasstic that no one knew what the hell he was getting at.
grabasstic
One who is completely without worth. A person with no value whatsoever. Usually combined with other epithets on one's character.
"You are one unorganized, grabbasstic piece of amphibious shit!"
Loosely adapted from Full Metal Jacket
Loosely adapted from Full Metal Jacket