Angsturbation.
A masturbation session that follows an episode of angst.
Dude one: "Oh man, just had a huge fight with my girlfriend."
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."
Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."
Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.
angsturbate
the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.
She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.