Grabner

The greatest player ever in the NHL and on the face of the Earth. He can do anything he wants, whenever he wants. People can only wish to be Grabner. He is so fast that they call it the "speed of Grabner" to measure his speed. On a scale of 1-10, his awesomeness is a 40. He is the man the Dos Equis guy dreams of being. God created the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he created Grabner. No matter how hard you try you can never be as good as Grabner. His name is also an adjective to describe something that is beyond amazing.