*GRABS CROTCH*
TO ACT OUT GRABBING ONES CROTCH IN A PROVOCATIVE MANNER
GIRL SAYS "hey, would you like to come over for something to eat???"
GUY SAYS "eat this *GRABS CROTCH*"
GUY SAYS "eat this *GRABS CROTCH*"
crotch grab
When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.
Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.
crotch grab
its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip
often used to 'floor' a victim
often used to 'floor' a victim
....crotch grab *victim in pain*
I'll grab your crotch
One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.
Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!
Friendship Crotch Grab
-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."
Academic Crotch Grab
When you get a hand job during school. In class.
"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"
Catholic Crotch Grab
The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.
It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.