Grab two beers
A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.
If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.
Grab two beers and jump
Something to do when some douchebag pisses you off on an airplane
Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.